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Present Fail

In Kids on December 8, 2008 at 2:40 pm

My son went to a birthday party this weekend for the son of his daycare provider. I got the birthday boy a nice gift, which cost about $16. Generous, I thought, until I saw the goodie bag my kid came home with. It must have cost at least $10 to put that thing together. How embarrassing.

Why you shouldn’t leave a Jew in charge of Santa

In Kids, Things they say on December 4, 2008 at 1:57 pm

“Mommy, does Santa live forever?”

“Yes he does, honey.”

“Why doesn’t he die?”

“Because he’s magic.”

“If he’s magic, then why is he standing outside of the supermarket waving? Shouldn’t he be making toys?”

“Good question, sweetie.” Turns radio up.

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